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    Vapourware Features from old games you wish are done more often.

    The Codex's favourite "hurrr it didn't even dat gud" game, Neverwinter Nights was a great example of this. If your INT was really low, you'd show up to vendors saying shit like "me need to buy stuff" or simple 1 and 2 word answers.
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    The Talos Principle 2

    Basically this. The "moral dilemma" as about as subtle as kill a puppy vs save a puppy
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    The Talos Principle 2

    Just finished it. Puzzles are pretty good but the story makes no goddamn sense. This is nothing remotely near the level of the original, I was expecting some massive SYKE! PLOT TWIST! at the end but this has nothing like that. It's just a bunch of boring philosophical mumbo jumbo.
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    Review MCA Wades in to the Wake of the Fallout TV Show

    Not really though, Fallout 3 came before New Vegas. And MCA strangely doesn't mention that, only F3, 4, and merch :lol: At best you could say, it wasn't 100% bad.
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    Review MCA Wades in to the Wake of the Fallout TV Show

    Read the rest of the quote. He's clearly implying it's A Good Thing(TM) that more games were made and it became popular.
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    Review MCA Wades in to the Wake of the Fallout TV Show

    He's right about Picard though. All memberberries and no actual coherent story. Yeah, let's just put every fucking military ship in the universe in orbit of Earth at the same time AND give them each a networked AI control system that can lock out even the local input from the crew. And do all...
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    KickStarter Homeworld 3 from Blackbird Interactive

    Managing Director of Narrative Properties :lol: :lol: Jesus H Christ the clown train has no brakes. From now on I'm calling the gardener Chief Senior Executive Vice President of Horticultural Affairs (Asia Pacific).
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    Where do these email titles come from?

    AI really is advancing in leaps and bounds. I remember DUGPT 3.5 was barely capable of saying 'k
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    Where do these email titles come from?

    "Experts" are the new "top men"
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    KickStarter Homeworld 3 from Blackbird Interactive

    I'm with you. Basically, if you don't automatically hear Barber's Adagio for Strings and see blue streaks racing to escape a burning planet whenever Homeworld is mentioned, are you even alive? Yeah that's on you. After what they did to literally every single beloved franchise out there, why...
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    KickStarter Homeworld 3 from Blackbird Interactive

    6 hour campaign
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    Still Wakes the Deep - narrative horror game from The Chinese Room set on an oil rig off the coast of Scotland - coming June 18th

    And I predict reviewers praising it for being 4 hours long, unlike those long-winded 7 hour epics we used to get. And shitlennizoomer codexers agreeing with that take.
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    KickStarter Homeworld 3 from Blackbird Interactive

    Definitely wait for a TRUSTED review on this one aka not AngryJoe/IGN types who say OHMYFUCKINGAWD THIS GAME IS AWESOME IM PSYCHED!!!!! 1!1!1!!!1 no matter how woke or otherwise shit the game is.
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    X4: Foundations - Mount and Blade with space-ships. Now with significant Beta update

    I have, with an xbawx series whatever controller. It sucks. There's a reason why Stillbirth was so incredibly dumbed down - it was the only way to make it work without a keyboard. Depends where you are in the game I guess, if you're mostly managing spreadsheets and watching number go up, it's...
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    Starfield - Epic Shit Takes from Bethestards

    Outer Wilds is certainly unique and worth a playthrough but a "space exploration" game it is not. Its tiny planets make SPORE look like simulator by comparison.

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