Decline Button sanitization suggestions

[Can't handle the bacon]

Itt we make helpful suggestions in preparation for the inevitable shitstorm that will force this forum to engage in widespread sanitization of "problematic" buttons that "spread dangerous misinformation" by serving as "racist dog-whistles" and rallying calls for "white rage and bigotry/supremacy". Not to mention a flagrant promotion of potentially triggering -ist and -phobic content.

We've already seen similar things when "you have issues" got changed to "someone has issues" because it was ToO dIrEcT aNd aGgReSSiVe, and the rainbow button got changed from an already euphemistic "fabulous" to "fabulously optimistic".

Let's prepare some suggestions in advance, so they can be implemented as soon as needed:

"absolutely haram" -> "absolutely harambe" and the image swapped for a gorilla head
"how dare you?!" -> image swapped for a generic goblin child (Greta Thunberg is a registered trademark of the World Economic Forum, WHO and Monsanto)
"Deus Vult" -> removed entirely (such euro-centric bigotry cannot be tolerated in a multicultural society of good global citizens)
"retardred" -> "Trump-supporter", in order to stop ableist bigotry, and also to speak truth to power
"honk honk" -> image of a happy clown, pepe the frog is a racist dog-whistle
"begone thot!" -> "begone, toxic masculinity!"
"consume product" -> "soy kibble is actually good for you"
"(autism)" -> "you are perfect just the way you are"
"cuck" -> "non-monogamous relationships are valid"
"bro, do you even lift?!" -> "friend, are you even vaxxed?!"
"cool story bro" -> "cool story, sir and/or madam"
"brofist" -> "peoplefist"
"cheers!" -> "mazel tov!"

And can we please, please, FINALLY implement a pronouns section under each profile? It's [CURRENT_YEAR] ya'll, wtf is wrong with your priorities?! We are a community!

 

[fork]

Greta Thunberg is a registered trademark of the World Economic Forum, WHO and Monsanto

I loled, but also stopped reading right there.

 

[Hellraiser]

"how dare you?!" -> image swapped for a generic goblin child (Greta Thunberg is a registered trademark of the World Economic Forum, WHO and Monsanto)

The Monsanto name doesn't exist anymore as they were sold off to krauts, that trademark now belongs to Bayer along with Zyklon B and Heroin.

 

[fork]

I love Bayer now!

Spoiler

Ba-dum-tssss

 

[Gastrick]

The button are already sanitized:

"It's the kikes" -> "It was aliens"
"faggot" -> "fabulously optimistic"
"Heil Hitler!" -> "racist"
"Kill yourself" -> "Edgy"
"Fried Chicken" (with KFC box .jpg) -> gone entirely
Numerous others -> gone entirely

 

[fork]

The button are already sanitized:

"It's the kikes" -> "It was aliens"
"faggot" -> "fabulously optimistic"
"Heil Hitler!" -> "racist"
"Kill yourself" -> "Edgy"
"Fried Chicken" (with KFC box .jpg) -> gone entirely
Numerous others -> gone entirely

 

[Can't handle the bacon]

The button are already sanitized:

Not nearly enough, bigot! Censor yourselves, or you will be censored by a team of diversity enrichment executives.

 

[Joggerino]

The button are already sanitized:

"It's the kikes" -> "It was aliens"
"faggot" -> "fabulously optimistic"
"Heil Hitler!" -> "racist"
"Kill yourself" -> "Edgy"
"Fried Chicken" (with KFC box .jpg) -> gone entirely
Numerous others -> gone entirely

 

[Cunt Dickula!?]

Just wait a few years till DU dies in a koala accident and Scruffy inherits the dex

 

[Can't handle the bacon]

Just wait a few years weeks till DU dies in a koala accident and Scruffy He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named inherits the dex

ftfy

 

[agris]

The button are already sanitized:

"It's the kikes" -> "It was aliens"
"faggot" -> "fabulously optimistic"
"Heil Hitler!" -> "racist"
"Kill yourself" -> "Edgy"
"Fried Chicken" (with KFC box .jpg) -> gone entirely
Numerous others -> gone entirely

 

[Gastrick]

I remember reading that Infinitron temporarily deleted that icon and was going to have it removed forever.

Edit: Have been searching for the post but it eludes me. Hopw roewr ne if no one remembers.

 

[Cunt Dickula!?]

I remember reading that Infinitron poisoned our town well.

 

[Semiurge]

will mean "Yes" and

will mean "No"

"Whatever you posted didn't feel like loading right now"

"Comfortable numbness"

 

[Peachcurl]

-> "This text is not too long for me to read, which I am able to, and I am not insinuating that anyone else around here is an analphabet. But please think of the ESL's, and restrict your writing to short and concise sentences. Much appreciated."

 

[Can't handle the bacon]

-> "This text is not too long for me to read, which I am able to, and I am not insinuating that anyone else around here is an analphabet. But please think of the ESL's, and restrict your writing to short and concise sentences. Much appreciated."

Needs more words.