miko said:
I would like to thank those who did try and help, And especially to GLenzer who fixed the problem,
More like they guessed right what might have been the problem since you pretty well haven't been able to explain the problem numerous times over.
And where did you gurus ever get the notion that I'm an AOLer, you dumb asses, I use AIM, for IMing,
That is probably from where you generally piss all over punctuation, sentence structure, or any other form of legible communication. You presented the problem poorly initially, and your communication skills are sub-par. Let's not forget the attention-whore title of this thread. If you really wonder why people are irritated by you, it might be because you are a waste of their time and bandwidth.
however you sound like a buch of NO LIfes, by all the work you put into being assholes is pretty obvious.
For how much effort you put into being stupid has me, as a human being, insulted to an extreme.
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[color=red][size=24]This is the END of this Thread everything to follow will be from the little babies who feelings I've hurt.[/size][/color]
You can't even whine properly, and resort to a cop-out of your own inability to post anything worthwhile, much less able to help anyone. Remember, it's
your own fault for this.
For a finish, a flame form of my own, before I update it:
Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie
[X] Lamer
[ ] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too" er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Freak
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Elvis
[ ] Racist
[ ] Fed
[ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Militia member
[ ] Hypocrite
[ ] Apologist
[ ] Revisionist
[ ] Scientologist
[X] Evolutionary Dead End
[X] Inbred
    [ ] Common
    [ ] Arkansas
    [X] Other, Please Specify: Ohio
I took exception to your recent:
[ ] Email
[ ] "News" article
[X] Message board post
It was (check all that apply):
[X] Lame [X] Stupid [ ] Abusive
[X] Clueless [X] Idiotic [X] Brain-damaged
[X] Imbecilic [X] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent
[X] Contemptible [ ] Libellous [X] Ignorant
[X] Nauseating [X] Stupid [ ] Fundamentalist
[X] Boring [X] Dim [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful [X] Demented [X] Self-righteous
[X] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome [ ] Vapid [X] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent [X] Mind-numbing [X] Maladroit
[ ] Asinine [X] Pointless [X] Annoying
[X] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you
may be capable.
Your attention is drawn to the fact that:
[ ] You Spammed
[ ] You defended someone who Spammed.
[ ] You doubtlessly violated the TOS of your ISP
[ ] You posted what should have been emailed
[ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups
line
[X] You obviously know nothing about the topic at hand
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial
newsgroup
[ ] You are placing your profits above fundamental ethics
[ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on
others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on
others
[ ] You made a blanket statement without backing it up
[ ] You made unwarranted assumptions
[ ] You posted a "news article" without bothering to do
basic research
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You made a post and didn't say anything
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You cross-posted to *way* too many newsgroups
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[X] I don't like any possibility of you contributing to the gene pool
[X] You are the reason some groups are moderated
[ ] You posted in HTML
    [ ] And fucked it up miserably.
[X] You posted in too much BB code
    [X] And fucked it up miserably.
[ ] You used the phrase "Information Superhighway"
[ ] You cannot recognise sarcasm
[X] You made an error and blamed someone else
[ ] You made a whole post about a spelling error
    [ ] And you misspelled something in the process
[X] What you posted has been done before.
    [X] Not only that, it was also done better the last time.
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] You quoted nothing, so nobody knows what you refer to
[X] You started a long, stupid thread
    [X] You're the cause of the stupid
[X] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted
it
    [X] It should have been in alt.binary.pictures.morons
[ ] You posted a follow-up to cross-posted robot-
generated spam
[ ] You posted a URL that had nothing to do with the
subject header
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than
in alt.test
[X] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You filled out someone's flame form back at them in a weak attempt of a reply
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You posted a "FAQ" that contains deliberately
misleading information
[X] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
    [ ] It contains stupid song lyrics
    [ ] It contains a stupid "witty" quote
    [ ] It contains worthless ASCII graphics
[ ] Your sig is longer than the body of your message
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money
was legal
[ ] You argued that spamming was legal, though nobody
claimed it wasn't
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post
unreadable. Each line just goes on and on, not
stopping at 75 characters, making it hard to read.
[ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL
    [ ] You failed
        [ ] Miserably
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even
own a TRS-80
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT
REASON
[ ] You ended a sentence with more than one ! or ?
    [ ] and also put a blank before them
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this
newsgroup.
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the
Internet.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of email
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of
communication
[X] You are a loser.
    [X] This has been pointed out to you before.
It is recommended that you:
[X] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Go away
[X] Grow up
[X] Act something close to your age
[X] Act something close to your Genus
[X] Never post again
[X] Smoke less of what you are smoking
[ ] Consider how low the tolerance on the Internet is for
Spam
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ ] stop reading news and get a life
[ ] stop sending Email and get a life
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X] Have your medication adjusted
[X] Go to the top of a building and attempt to defy
gravity
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[X] get a gun and shoot yourself
    [X] Until you see your invisible man of choice
[ ] poke your eye out with a stick
[X] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[X] Apologise to everybody in this newsgroup
[X] Do not attempt to apologise to everybody in this
newsgroup
[X] Do not pass along your genes
    [X] Especially to your dog or any other small animal in your area
[ ] consume excrement
[ ] consume excrement and thus expire
[ ] Perform solitary sexual congress
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
[ ] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on
[ ] Don't bother getting a new account when this one is
pulled
[X] Refrain from posting
    [X] Until you have a vague idea what
you're doing
    [X] Until your IQ goes above the average temporature at the North Pole
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] You need to seek
    [ ] Psychiatric help
    [X] A clue
    [X] An education
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[X] Learn how to post or get off the newsnet
[ ] Learn the purpose of email
[X] Go back to school and actually learn something
[ ] Your mother wears army boots
[ ] You are possibly the most annoying person currently
alive
[ ] Read all of a thread before posting to it
[X] Do not fuck
    [ ] Your sister/aunt/cousin/(insert ANY relation here)
    [X] At all
[ ] Your message bounced through my recycle bin quicker
than I could blink.