La vie sexuelle
Learned
Futa ain't gay because it's a woman with a cock, kind of like a woman wearing a strap on. It's still woman and man sex, with (you). So it's probably the straight-est fetish out there.
Source:
Because there is no difference between being tall and wearing heels,
Louis le Grand was great pussy destroyer:
https://en.chateauversailles.fr/discover/history/key-dates/louis-xiv-and-his-women